A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
"Do what you must, for I have already won."
*wakes up from coma*
mom: great now that you’re awake you can do those chores i asked you to do
having a really good joke but executing it poorly
Please waste your time on me.
It’s so beautiful to kiss
means a lot to you.
Alena M. (via perfect)
my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked
i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.
That’s one of the most uplifting things I’ve readThis needs to get passed around more
honor students cheat more than anybody
ahh yes the sweet smell of feeling excluded from absolutely everything